So Jared and I are in Kroger's parking lot and I'm putting the stuff in the van and he is dancing around.
The people next to us are putting their stuff in their car and the lady asks Jared what he has. He is shaking a thing of Tic -Tacs and she goes, "oh you have tic tacs you must have been good in the store, were you a good boy so you got a treat." Jared just went *HUH*
I didn't say anything, what could I say?
No he didn't get a treat for being a good boy because he isn't a freakin dog!
He gets something EVERY time we go to Kroger, it's part of his gig...
Sheesh I can't believe people say things like that!
3 comments:
My kids always get something too... usually gum. Sometime people give me a funny look when they say "can we get gum" and I say "sure, both of you pick out what kind you want".. its funny to see the look I get as if they are shocked that I would actually buy 2 packs of gum... cause you know that gum is expensive... snark.
Geez...what a moron. Especially when Jared is as old as he is. Guess I'll try that on my two the next time I come home with a CAR load of requests. The grocery list isn't just for me, people. Geez...
I probably would just do the smile and nod routine too... but you could smile and say, "Kids are always good." OR you could say, "Actually, he threatened me with a loaf of stale bread! I was so afraid. I got him the Tic Tacs so he wouldn't hurt me!!"
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